I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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