I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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