last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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