Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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