1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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