He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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