one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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