I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
how do flat chested girls get laid?
it glows. i had to have it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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