i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
