He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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