why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You're so nebulous sometimes
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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