The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
These tits shall not be calmed
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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