I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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