38 yer olds are good kisserssss
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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