"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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