Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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