bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
