wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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