sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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