Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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