Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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