the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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