You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
This is my life. Enjoy the view
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
