i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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