he shaved USA in his pubs
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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