I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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