Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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