toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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