absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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