shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Can you bring me the toilet please
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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