puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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