Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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