Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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