question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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