Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i may or may not be watching the land before time
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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