She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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