Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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