Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
