everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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