Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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