his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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