TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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