The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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