Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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