You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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