Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You were trust falling into bushes
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