Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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