What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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