i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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