my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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