She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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