I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i dont even know how to be here
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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