is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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